July 28, 2014
http://shakespeareismyjam.tumblr.com/post/93093391871/gehayi-runecestershire-i-could-never-get-it

gehayi:

runecestershire:

I could never get it figured if the Macbeths are supposed to have a kid or not. It really seems like they don’t, but Lady Macbeth specifically mentions having nursed a baby (they’d be the worse parents ever, no matter).

See, the thing about Lady Macbeth is…

July 28, 2014

jeanlikesitupthebodt:

why cant we all just get along

July 28, 2014

theblacksunrising:

magnumoctopus:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

I read the note for the third one and then noticed the convict. Well yea its gonna kill the tank mates its a freaking convict that doesn’t have a large enough tank,enough decorations and was mixed with less aggressive fish.

Exactly half of these fish are cichlids, a family known for its aggression.

Why do people think these are funny? Haha, I didn’t do my research and now my pets are dead!

Hi-larious

Seriously. So many people just slap a bunch of fish they decided looked nice into a tank too small and expect everyone to get along and stay healthy. Not all fish get along and some fish require large tanks. Research.

July 28, 2014

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

(via littlehaifisch)

July 28, 2014
http://theblacksunrising.tumblr.com/post/93080823267/blood-and-vitriol-gutcolour-theres-no-such

blood-and-vitriol:

gutcolour:

there’s no such thing as being fake queer or fake trans because these things are defined wholly by self-identification and behavior. if you want to be queer or trans but aren’t sure if you’re real enough, congratulations, you’re already there. the big…

July 27, 2014
trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord, via red-wrecking-machine)

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July 27, 2014
thatdcguyblog:

Kitty, what are you doing? You don’t know how to play guitar, you’re sitting on the strings, you don’t even have opposable thumbs.
*Disclaimer: No, she wasn’t hurt, she was actually sleeping on it when I found her doing this.

thatdcguyblog:

Kitty, what are you doing? You don’t know how to play guitar, you’re sitting on the strings, you don’t even have opposable thumbs.

*Disclaimer: No, she wasn’t hurt, she was actually sleeping on it when I found her doing this.

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July 27, 2014

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

(via neil-gaiman)

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July 27, 2014

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July 27, 2014

beatonna:

this is mostly about arses 

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